Most of these were stolen from
-Quiz number one-
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." (I don't swear much but if I did I'd use those words more
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (Well, seeing as my family keeps kosher I never tried... but I guess I could... if I fast for a few days before
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer. (... It's boring)
Total: 5
Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 3
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs. (Used to know one.)
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10". (Erm, no idea so I'll ignore all hight related questions)
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (One of them at least :3 )
[x] You talk with your hands. ("Hello left hand! How are you feeling today?")
Total: 7
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos. (NOMNOMNOM)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 1
Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (Used to quite a while ago.)
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
total: 3
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (Do I care?)
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon. (Depends on the watermelon... no good ones lately
[ ] You can dance.
[x] You can 'sing' gospel. (Kinda?)
Total: 3
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia. (Hmm... doesn't Israel count as part of Asia?)
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. (Nearly any chocolate is good
[x] You speak some German. (Knew three songs in German, forgot most of them)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. (Made out of peacocks? Yeah, we have them all the time at school!)
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you. (Lolwut?)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2.
Total: 5
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. (And Meh.)
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi. (It's hard to avoid when you have no cable and it's on constant reruns on channel 1)
Total: 2 (And I'm half Canadian! The shame...)
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2
Belgian:
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like french fries.
[x] you think Belgian (or hungarian) chocolate rules. (Any chocolate not from Aroma RULES.)
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[x] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[x] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (I think all football and soccer teams equally suck
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] you have a lot of comments on your government.
total: 4
Dutch:
[ ] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] you have a cheerful nature.
[x] you like the sea. (
[ ] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania.
total: 2
Hmm... I'm a Italian then British-German (Wait, so if I'm British-German I'm part royal? They're British-German as well...)
-Quiz number two-
letter: Alphabet
fruit: Apple
world: It's a small...
door: Entrence
son: Sun
pencil: Paper
stupid: People
paper: Writing
school: Boring
country: Israel
eye: Round
force: I haz it?
walk: Run
japan: Anime
internet: Funny
sharp: New (What? I swear I didn't see that written under there!)
new: Long
shiny: BUNNY
show: Good
love: Hmmm... I'll call him J :3
homicide: Not fun.
sex: Lol
ring: Gold
bed: Sleep
shoe: Sport
store: Buy
planet: Lots of them
toe: Ouch
position: Student
wash: Clean
animal: Fox (Well, it asked what first jumped to mind... duck came closely second but foxes run quicker.)
fast: Not me.
make: cookies!
drive: Do not want.
weapon: Guns
history: Fun
paradox: Orthadox
question: Answer
rage: Road
knoll: Knees?
figure: Eight
fan: Mail
lamp: Light
sky: Cloudy
table: Book
annoy: People around me at the moment.
replicate: Copy
speak: Softly
wall: Window
hallway: Class
light: Death note
draw: Line
deviantART: Fun!
happened: Past
rain: WANT
concrete: Wall
Saturday: Lolcats and books
October: A month
December: Winter
dark: Room
dig: In my mind.
Hmm... random.
-Quiz number three-
Do you have your eye on anyone?
Hmm, yeah... Will I ever get around to telling him is a diffrent question.
Are you happy with your life at the moment?
Mostly.
What is something you disliked about your day?
Peacock poop
What are you listening to?
Sounds
How did you get to sleep last night?
Fine, no weird dreams.
Did you go outside for more than 30 minutes today?
Yeah, to wait for a sports lesson that turned out to be cancelled (So is that bad or good? Can't decide.)
Did you see the person you like today?
For a few short minutes.
Do you think the drinking age should be lowered to 18?
No, but people ignore this anyways.
Last sporting event you watched on TV?
No idea O__O
Have you kissed anyone whose name started with a M?
Nope.
Are you sleepy?
Kinda *yawn* I'll have a short nap at home with my cats :3
Do you have any career ideas yet?
Something to do with art, or music if I get the chance.
What TV show should never stop getting produced?
משחק מכור
But it's too late for that show
So I'll say "The Simpsons"
Can you whistle?
Kinda.
What shirt are you wearing?
Light blue with swirls ^_^ I like it.
Waiting on anything?
On a chair? I'm waiting for my mum to pick me up from school.
Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
Nope.
Anything you need to do?
Homework >__<
What did you do today?
Learned stuff, boring stuff, but still stuff.
Did you brush anyone else's hair?
My cats if it counts
Anything hurting you now?
Nope.
Wearing nice clothes?
Kinda, nice shirt but with my black sport trainers which I dislike.
What book are you currently reading? Who's it by?
"Pillars of the Earth" By Ken Follet and some Disckworld science books.
Do you like orange juice with or without pulp?
Without please.
What are you doing tomorrow?
School...
Has anyone of the opposite sex hurt you emotionally or physically???
Yes to both, but the first one was years and years ago.
If you were in the hospital would your number one come see you?
Number one?
Anything bothering you right now?
Itching bugbites
Are you going through any type of pain at this exact moment?
Not that I'm aware of.
At this time yesterday, what were you doing?
Annoying a Crawling Meower ^__^ and waiting in line.
Did you take a nap at all today?
Not yet.
Did you drink any coffee today?
Nope... I only like ice-coffee
When's the last time you wanted to cry?
Few weeks ago.
Who is your favorite comedian?
Gori Alfi?
Are you falling in love with anyone?
Kinda
Do you listen to Jesse McCartney?
No? Who's she?
If you're in school, how is it going for you?
Quite well, got 95 on my Art History Magen! Highest in class
Does your school have a mascot?
Yeah, weird plant thing and peacocks.
What is the heaviest thing you carried today?
My bag
Have you ever seen that Bon Qui Qui skit?
No.
Have you ever thought about going to Culinary school?
That sounds like fun!
If out of the blue, someone asked you to sing a Madonna song, what would you sing?
I'd scratch them and hiss.
Do you have a favorite football team or do you not care?
Don't care.
Where haven't you been that you miss going to?
Wha-? How is that possible?
What time do you have to be in school?
from 7:45 until 4
Why, if at all, do you fear falling in love?
Can't explain properly...
What color is your father's car?
Blue.
What are some tv shows you dare not miss?
None, maybe the news?
What type of sushi? do you like to eat?
I like to eat? Tamago Nigiri?
Can people tell what nationality you are just by your last name?
Nope.
Do you know what a cougar is?
Wildcat.
Do you know what a silver fox is?
A animal?
Where's the last place you wore a hoodie to?
School probably.
Are your nails painted any special color?
Nope yuck >__<
Do you drink anything that people might consider weird?
Lots of tea with milk? Not that weird actually.
Give us your plans for the next three hours?
Get home, eat, rest and have fun with my cats.
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Okay times up! I manged three quizes
Devious Comments
When I was small my best friend in Kindergarden was called Natasha
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When first I appear I seem mysterious,
but when explained I'm nothing serious.
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"There is this thing keeping everyone's lungs and lips locked/It is called fear and it's seeing a great renaissance" - The Dresden Dolls
I worship Mother Earth, Neil Gaiman, and music.
This too shall pass.
So I liked vampires before the whole twinkle-twinkle buisness
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When first I appear I seem mysterious,
but when explained I'm nothing serious.
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"If anything can go wrong, it shall go wrong".
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When first I appear I seem mysterious,
but when explained I'm nothing serious.
--
"There is this thing keeping everyone's lungs and lips locked/It is called fear and it's seeing a great renaissance" - The Dresden Dolls
I worship Mother Earth, Neil Gaiman, and music.
This too shall pass.
--
When first I appear I seem mysterious,
but when explained I'm nothing serious.
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